isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
cybersleepover: if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
vampirevvekend: I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND
dekutree: im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
It’s delightful when your imaginations come true, isn’t it?– L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via perfect)